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Older Than Dirt Bag
Older Than Dirt Bag
Older Than Dirt Bag
$8.25

$9.50

Older Than Dirt Bag

The Older Than Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are getting old! Our bags of dirt are accompanied by a card that reads “You’re older than dirt!” This complete package can be sent either anonymously, or with a note of your choice to your favorite old person!

Is it someone's 30th, 40th, 50th birthday? Did they hurt their back last week while taking the garbage out? Did someone you know break a hip? Are they just old? No, they are "Older than dirt!" The perfect gag gift for any occasion!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Older Than Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person!

*If personalizing the note, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*

*This site was created to put a smile on people's faces. It's not meant to be used as a way to threaten or bully an individual.*

**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**