Certified Dirt Bag
FREE USA SHIPPING
Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are, well...a dirtbag! Our bags of dirt are sent with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!". This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to the dirtbag of your choice.
Can't think of any dirtbags in your life? Just break up with your ex? DIRTBAG!. Did your boss promote a coworker over you? DIRTBAG!. The neighbor from down the street lets their dog crap in your yard and then leaves it? DIRTBAG!. Any person, any occasion.
**FREE GREETING CARD INCLUDED (select below)**
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Certified Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.
*If personalizing the back of the card, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*
**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**