Certified Dirt Bag
Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are, well...a dirtbag! Our bags of dirt are sent with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!". This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to the dirtbag of your choice.
Can't think of any dirtbags in your life? Just break up with your ex? DIRTBAG. Boss promotes a coworker over you? DIRTBAG. The neighbor from down the street that let's their dog crap in your yard and then leaves it? DIRTBAG. Any person, any occasion.
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IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Certified Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.
*If personalizing the note, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*
**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**