I got this in the mail, tell me who sent it!

NOT GONNA HAPPEN! We are very serious about the privacy of our customers. If they wanted you to know, there would have been a note. Put on your thinking cap and figure it out!

Is this really anonymous?

Sending any of our products really is anonymous, if you want it to be. We do not show your billing address to anyone. Additionally, there is no packing slip or receipt in the box, and the return address is our PO Box. However, we will warn you that you know your target better than we do, if you are doing this as a form of harassment we strongly advise against it, our products are meant to be funny. It's best to stick to people that can actually take a joke.

Can I customize my order?

YES! Recently we have change our stance on this. Sometimes a note can help drive home a point. In the checkout area, there is a note section you can add a personalized message to your order. Coming up with the perfect note is half the fun, but please leave out the threats, hate and harassment.  

How do I place an order?

Simply click on the 'Add to cart' button and check out as you normally would. Make sure to fill in your recipient's name and address in the shipping address section. 

Payment and Shipping

We accept PayPal, all major Credit Cards, and Apple Pay. Shipments are typically sent out the next day. Shipping outside of the United States may be costly. You will be notified when your Dirt Bag has been shipped and delivered.

Do you ship to the White House?

No. We understand that there are many people who may want to do this but this is not something we can or would ever do for legal reasons. We have better things to do than answer questions from the Secret Service.