I got this in the mail, tell me who sent it!

No. This is a prank site. It's a joke and we suggest you take it as such.

Is this really anonymous?

Sending any of our products really is anonymous! We do not show your billing address to anyone. Additionally, there is no packing slip or receipt in the box, and the return address is our PO Box. However, we will warn you that you know your target better than we do, if you are doing this as a form of harassment we strongly advise against it, our products are meant to be funny. It's best to stick to people that can actually take a joke.

How do I place an order?

Simply click on the 'Add to cart' button and check out as you normally would. Make sure to fill in your recipients name and address. 

Payment and Shipping

We accept PayPal, all major Credit Cards, and Apple Pay. Shipments are typically sent out the next day. Shipping outside of the United States may be costly. You will be notified when your Dirt Bag has shipped.

Do you ship to the White House?

No. We understand that there are many people who may want to do this but this is not something we can or would ever do for legal reasons.

Can I customize my order?

No. In order to allow for strict anonymity, we send out standard orders with no extra customization. The only thing you can choose is who you send it to, which is the most fun part anyway. There is an area in Checkout for a "note", we keep an eye out for Birthday Dirt Bags and will write a birthday note on the card in most cases if asked to do so!