COLOSSAL Dirt Bag
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Some people just deserve MORE!! You thought about sending the Certified Dirt Bag, but hey...you want to make a statement. WE GET IT! That is why we developed the COLOSSAL Dirt Bag. Four times the size of the Certified with four times the impact! Yeah, We think they'll get the message. This enormous bag of dirt is sent with a card that reads "You're a COLOSSAL dirtbag!" and a greeting card of your choice. This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message.
PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFT BY ADDING AN IMAGE TO THE BACK OF THE BAG FOR FREE!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it's you that ends up with the COLOSSAL Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.