COLOSSAL Dirt Bag
Some people just deserve MORE!! You thought about sending the Certified Dirt Bag, but hey...you want to make a statement. WE GET IT! That is why we developed the COLOSSAL Dirt Bag. Four times the size of the Certified with four times the impact! Yeah, We think they'll get the message.
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IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it's you that ends up with the COLOSSAL Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.
*If personalizing the note, write down your message in the note area during checkout.*
**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age**