Older Than Dirt Bag
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The Older Than Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are getting old! Our bags of dirt are sent with a card that reads “You’re older than dirt!” and a greeting card of your choice. This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to your favorite old person!
Is it someone's 30th, 40th, 50th birthday? Did they hurt their back last week while taking the garbage out? Did someone you know, break a hip? Are they just old? No, they are "Older than Dirt!" The perfect gag gift for any occasion.
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PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFT BY ADDING AN IMAGE TO THE BACK OF THE BAG FOR FREE!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Older Than Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person!