Older Than Dirt Bag

Regular price $5.99 Sale

The Old Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are as old as dirt! Our bags of dirt are accompanied by a card that reads “You’re older than dirt!” This complete package can be sent either anonymously, or with a note of your choice to your favorite old person!

Is it someone's 30th, 40th, 50th birthday? Did they hurt their back last week while taking the garbage out? Did someone you know break a hip? Are they just old? No, they are "Older than dirt!" The perfect gag gift for any occasion!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Old Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person!

*If personalizing the note, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*

*This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who is the dirtbag.*