Certified Dirt Bag
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Certified Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are, well...a dirtbag! Our bags of dirt are sent with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!" and a greeting card of your choice. This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to any DIRTBAG!
Can't think of any dirtbags in your life? Just break up with your ex? DIRTBAG! Did your boss promote a coworker over you? DIRTBAG! The neighbor from down the street lets their dog crap in your yard and then leaves it? DIRTBAG! Haven't heard from a friend or family member in ages? Let them know you've been thinking of them... Any person, any occasion.
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PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFT BY ADDING AN IMAGE TO THE BACK OF THE BAG FOR FREE!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Certified Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.