what is it we do?
Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their lives. We are here to help you settle the score. Sending someone a bag of dirt is the ultimate way to prank a friend, foe, loved one or ex. We will send it anonymously or with a personalized message of your choice, along with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!". Want to sweeten the deal, add a bag of Gummy Worms to your order. Check out our collection of Dirt Bags, pretty much everybody is deserving of Dirt By Mail.
Let us do your dirty work
who deserves a dirt bag?
broken relationship
It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag.
crappy neighbor
For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.
old fart
Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.
dimwit friend
Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.
BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE
I bet you have a list of potential Dirt Bag recipients. We keep tab of what you buy and after the 4th Dirt Bag is purchased, you will be rewarded with a free one(shipping included). So, get busy with that list!
CHRISTMAS DIRT BAGS
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