what is it we do?
Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their life. We are here to help you settle the score. Check out our Bags...Make a Statement! We will send it anonymously or with your personalized message.
Let us do your dirty work
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$12.50
Quarantine Birthday Bag
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Most people like to celebrate their birthday with friends and family, but this year, that may not be possible. Brighten somebody's day and share a laugh with the Quarantine Birthday Bag! It includes the Older Than Dirt Bag, which is a great way to say "Happy Birthday, but hey...you're getting OLD!" Add an image of your choice to the back of the Bag to give it that personalized touch. Pick one of our many greeting cards and we'll throw in a bag of our delicious Gummy Worms as well. This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to your favorite Birthday Buddy!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Quarantine Birthday Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person!
who deserves a dirt bag?
broken relationship
It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag.
crappy neighbor
For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.
old fart
Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.
dimwit friend
Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.
BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE
We keep tabs of your purchases and after the 4th Dirt Bag...you get 1 FREE!
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