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April Fool's Day Special

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With the Coronavirus in full swing, everyone is looking for ways to stay connected to friends and family members. Try something new....pick a bag.....pick a card!  Get creative with your message and brighten somebody's day!

Wanna step it up? Upload an image for the back of the bag and give a gift they won't forget!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the April Fools Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.

**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**

who deserves a dirt bag?

broken relationship

It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag. 

crappy neighbor

For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.

old fart

Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.

dimwit friend

Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.

BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE

We keep tabs of your purchases and after the 4th Dirt Bag...you get 1 FREE!

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