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Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their lives. We are here to help you settle the score. Sending someone a bag of dirt is the ultimate way to prank a friend, foe, loved one or ex. We will send it anonymously or with a personalized message of your choice, along with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!". 

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CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
Christmas Dirt Bag Combo
$9.80

$14.00

Christmas Dirt Bag Combo

FREE USA SHIPPING

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so spread some holiday humor with the Dirtbags in your life. Makes a great Secret Santa gift and we'll never reveal who sent it. The combo is a bag of dirt, matching tree ornament (stuffed with cotton, not dirt), a card that reads "Merry Christmas, Dirtbag!" and a couple of Candy Canes.

***LIMITED OFFER - DON'T FORGET TO SELECT A FREE GREETING CARD AND SHIPPING BANNER BELOW***

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Christmas Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.

*If personalizing the card, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*

**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**

BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
BAH HUM BAG COMBO
$9.80

$14.00

BAH HUM BAG COMBO

FREE USA SHIPPING

This Bag is perfect for the people with no holiday spirit. Makes a great Secret Santa gift and we'll never reveal who sent it. The combo is a bag of dirt, matching tree ornament (stuffed with cotton, not dirt), a card that reads "Merry Christmas, enjoy your dirt!" and a couple of Candy Canes.

***LIMITED OFFER - DON'T FORGET TO SELECT A FREE GREETING CARD AND SHIPPING BANNER BELOW***

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Bah hum bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.

*If personalizing the card, write down your message in the note area during checkout!*

**Purchaser and recipient must be at least 18 years of age.**

who deserves a dirt bag?

broken relationship

It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag. 

crappy neighbor

For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.

old fart

Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.

dimwit friend

Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.

BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE

I bet you have a list of potential Dirt Bag recipients. We keep tab of what you buy and after the 4th Dirt Bag is purchased, you will be rewarded with a free one(shipping included). So, get busy with that list!

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