what is it we do?

Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their life. We are here to help you settle the score or spead some lighthearted jabs at your friends, family or foes. Check out our Bags...Make a Statement! We will send it anonymously or with your personalized message.

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who deserves a dirt bag?

broken relationship

It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag. 

crappy neighbor

For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.

old fart

Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.

dimwit friend

Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.


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