what is it we do?
Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their lives. We are here to help you settle the score. Sending someone a bag of dirt is the ultimate way to prank a friend, foe, loved one or ex. We will send it anonymously or with a personalized message of your choice, along with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!". Want to sweeten the deal, add a bag of Gummy Worms to your order. Check out our collection of Dirt Bags, pretty much everybody is deserving of Dirt By Mail.
Let us do your dirty work
who deserves a dirt bag?
It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag.
For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.
Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.
BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE
I bet you have a list of potential Dirt Bag recipients. We keep tab of what you buy and after the 4th Dirt Bag is purchased, you will be rewarded with a free one(shipping included). So, get busy with that list!
don't forget the yum!
Even dirtbags enjoy receiving a YUMMY treat. Nothing compliments a bag of dirt like Gummy Worms. If you are sending a Dumber Than Dirt bag, add Dum Dum suckers to your order, we think they will get the message. Check out our treats, as we plan to add more YUM!