what is it we do?
Everyone encounters a DIRTBAG in their life. We are here to help you settle the score or spead some lighthearted jabs at your friends, family or foes. Check out our Bags...Make a Statement! We will send it anonymously or with your personalized message.
Let us do your dirty work
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Certified Dirt Bag
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Certified Dirt Bag is a great way to tell someone they are, well...a dirtbag! Our bags of dirt are sent with a card that reads "You're a dirtbag!" and a greeting card of your choice. This complete package can be sent anonymously or with a personalized message to any DIRTBAG!
Can't think of any dirtbags in your life? Just break up with your ex? DIRTBAG! Did your boss promote a coworker over you? DIRTBAG! The neighbor from down the street lets their dog crap in your yard and then leaves it? DIRTBAG! Haven't heard from a friend or family member in ages? Let them know you've been thinking of them... Any person, any occasion.
PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFT BY ADDING AN IMAGE TO THE BACK OF THE BAG FOR FREE!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it is you that ends up with the Certified Dirt Bag package, which can be OK too if you want to gift it yourself or give it to them in person.
who deserves a dirt bag?
broken relationship
It's not just for cheaters any more. Yeah, that is the biggest "go-to" reason, but split ups happen for many reasons. Most result in someone being a dirtbag. Seize the moment and send an Original Dirt Bag.
crappy neighbor
For those neighbors that walk their dogs past your property and figure, it's not my yard. To them we say, "Pick up your crap, DIRTBAG!" Or...you can surprise them with a COLOSSAL Dirt Bag.
old fart
Birthdays are awesome, when you are young. But as the years roll by and the candles on you friend's cake becomes a fire hazzard, play it safe and order an Older Than Dirt Bag instead.
dimwit friend
Not everyone is as poised and perfect as you are. For some, a lack of judgment or mis-guided event is an ideal excuse to celebrate their weakness with a Dumber Than Dirt Bag.
BUY 4 DIRT BAGS AND GET 1 FREE
We keep tabs of your purchases and after the 4th Dirt Bag...you get 1 FREE!
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